News Flash: Obama compliments the tea party

Once again this week, we in the tea party movement have been called names and blamed for all the ills of the world. But this week, the President, Barack "It's not my fault" Obama, also praised the tea party, although unwittingly.
Follow along with me and you will see how, it's simple algebra really. Think back to those problems we used to be given in algebra class, you know A + B = C, stuff like that. Now read this formula:

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If A + B = C and

X + Y = C and 

A = X

then B must equal Y

then T + P = Good

Still with me? Good, now pay attention. A stands for the economy, and B is the Tea Party and C is Bad Economy, after all when you take the economy and add the interference of the tea party to it, according to left wing logic, this means we have a bad economy. We all agree? Yes, John, you have a question? John, we have to believe everything Mr. Obama says becasue he is the smartest person in the room. 

Now X stands for the economy, and Y equals natural disasters, such as the earthquake and Tsunami in Japan, and the tornadoes in the spring, and the drought, then C is still a Bad Economy. Recall the other day one of the things Mr. Obama claims is hurting the recovery and the economy were these natural disaster. 

So why does this mean the Tea Party is good, and why is this a compliment? 

Ann, you have your hand up? Yes, you are correct, if the tea party had an effect on the economy, and these natural disasters, AKA caused by God, had an effect on the economy, then the President must think the tea party is as powerful God since we can effect the economy as God does?

Thanks you Barack, I feel much better now about being a member of the tea party movement.